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parachuteshark:

metonymia:

the53:

From Las Vegas…

“I have never taken government assistance in any form”.

My parents did not apply for asylum through the state department. I have never driven on a road. I never went to a public school. I never once called 911.

I never called the fire department. The food I ate was not kept relatively safe because of the FDA and EPA. I have never called or talked to a police officer. I have never been to a public park or a national park. 

I literally live in my house and never leave my plot of land and order groceries from the internet. But remember! The government didn’t help put those lines in. Nor did they regulate them to create a competitive atmosphere between big telecom companies to keep my internet plan low. 

there was also no genocide of native americans. 

and all the wars between 1776 to 2011 never happened. and the government never benefitted economically (neither directly, nor through contracts and geo-strategic shifts). And I never benefitted from that either. 

nope. 

what’s so sad is that he’ll never be close to the “top 20%” even though he desperately believes he is, or that it matters / that he earned it all himself

Look at that guys face. And that handwriting. Dude is clearly a child molester. That guy has seen more kiddie dink than a urinal at a preschool.