Epic Magazine

this is what you’re missing every time you say “nah, its cool, i think i’ll stay in tonight”. this is what happens the next morning.

this is also what happens when you dont talk to “that chick” and then she leaves the bar/party/seance and youre all “oh maaaaan”. dude, girls want to get laid as much if not more than guys do. think more Cary Grant than Dane Cook and you’re good to go.  she does not want to hear about how cool you think you are because there is only one thing in this world scarier than a dry vagina. and that’s two dry vaginas. they’re worrying. its sadder than watching a midget try to get up on a bar stool.