Epic Magazine

hey guys my Stepford Wife came in the mail. i got an Evan Rachel Wood package deal that comes with power windows and i’m not even going to make the “leather interior” joke, however i’ll just leave it there in case anyone wants it. see also:

• new car smell
• that was the only other joke i had for this and i’m just
• typing here so that people
• think that i have a longer list. see? it
• kinda works.

Boner Party is like an irish catholic family dinner right down to the Jameson Irish Whiskey and the inevitable man-crying that will happen once anyone finds out that she dated Mickey Rourke.

(photo via lasramblas)