Epic Magazine

(photo via thisrecording)

fuck it. they should teach a mandatory class and every girl should have to take it. i dont care if you’re the most Greenpeace-supportin’ granola-eatin’ lesbian pottery teacher from Eau Claire, Wisconsin with an axe to grind against the patriarchy. you should have to take this class where the whole basis of it is to make you more and more like whatever the fuck is eminating from this photograph. i mean, seriously. i’m not sure if i want to be inside my computer as i type this. like, quite literally, i thought about having amazing sex with the computer just now. and by “have amazing sex” i mean it not in a mean or military sense of the word. the best way i can describe how i feel about this photograph its the same feeling that infants get when you dangle keys infront of them or when they wheel the desert tray passed a bunch of fat people. thats how i feel about Emma Watson. i’d probably try to put her in my mouth if i ever saw her, is what i’m saying.

emma if you’re reading this i’ll be home by 8 and remember to record Conan tonight. luff u.