November 15th, 2008
nedhepburn
if i was this much of a fucking 10 i’d probably just call in sick to work and squat over a hand mirror all day with a flashlight. just sayin’. for guys, vaginas are like a cross between a pocket knife, a really cool nightclub and a wizard. it can do SO many things, you REALLY want to get into it, but you have no idea how it works and therefore it must be magical.

if i was this much of a fucking 10 i’d probably just call in sick to work and squat over a hand mirror all day with a flashlight. just sayin’.

for guys, vaginas are like a cross between a pocket knife, a really cool nightclub and a wizard. it can do SO many things, you REALLY want to get into it, but you have no idea how it works and therefore it must be magical.

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    is the best definition...vagina that i’ve ever seen.
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    I would have gone...box of cupcakes,...magic mountain…
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